I wanted to use D&D art depicting dragons for this column. I started off by digging up art from my favorites, like Caldwell and DiTerlizzi. But then I started looking at the digital covers from the 4th edition era and realized that I barely even remembered them. This art is almost like a "secret", as I think many people either didn't read them or barely glanced at them. I figured it might be fun to use dragon art from those covers for the most part in this column.
The White Dragon
I have been reading online about Hoard of the Dragon Queen. There's been quite a bit of discussion about the final battle against the white dragon, Glazhael the Cloudchaser. Is the dragon too difficult? Are you supposed to use the dragon's lair actions? The lair actions are not mentioned in the text but then again, neither are the monster's stats. In the online supplement, the dragon's stats include legendary actions but not lair actions.
The fight is in a massive cavern. The dragon begins the battle hanging upside down on the ceiling. Glazhael has an INT of 8 and sees people with food as "friends" and people without food as "enemies". It demands tribute and will flee when reduced to 40 hit points (It has 200 hit points total).
- In Merric Blackman's group, a PC who loves dragons befriended Glazhael and rode him around in the sky (!). The heroes ended up teaming up with the storm giant to take out the dragon. The PC distracted and flattered the dragon as the rest of the heroes moved into position and killed it with the help of Blagothkus, the giant.
- In another group, the dragon killed the entire party with three dragon breaths, which recharged every round (dragons roll a d6 on the start of their turn - if they roll a 5 or 6, they can use their breath weapon again).
- In a different campaign, a ranger cast "pass without a trace", which allowed the party to sneak into Glazhael's lair and get a surprise round on him. The dragon breathed and almost killed them, but the party unloaded with fireballs and defeated the dragon.
- This group had an interesting strategy: A wizard cast fly on a barbarian who was wielding the powerful magic sword Hazirawn, who flew up and hacked into Glazhael. The barbarian had damage resistance, which kept him going. The rest of the party spread out so the dragon's breath wouldn't hit them all at once. The dragon breathed twice but each blast only hit a few PCs. They took the dragon down.
- A rogue lured the angry dragon into a side tunnel (the module explains that the dragon is dumb and will follow PCs into the cramped tunnels, and has disadvantage on melee attacks when it does so). The group got hit with one breath weapon in the tunnel that nearly killed them, but they took Glazhael down thanks to critical hits and smiting. Many PCs were reduced to 10 HP or less.
- The author of Save Versus wrote about how his group used some kobolds to trick the dragon into wasting it's breath weapon (what an utterly fantastic idea) before the fight even started. The breath weapon never recharged as the PCs attacked. The DM gave the dragon it's lair actions and still Glazhael went down in two rounds.
- In one of the above games, the party grabbed the black dragon mask from Glazhael's hoard. The black dragon mask doesn't teleport to Glazhael's hoard, it teleports to the Well of Dragons many miles away.
- People calling NPCs or the dragon by a different name (I accidentally do this fairly often, mispronouncing names).
- A DM gave Hazirawn an amusing, friendly personality (this is a sentient, evil sword).
- I also found an insightful post by a guy who seemed less than enthusiastic about his group of players. He didn't seem overly familiar with what he was running.
I also noticed that despite the Adventurer's League rules, the majority of DMs added encounters and altered the adventure in ways that technically make the game "illegal" for in-store play. Two things that jumped out at me while reading all of this stuff:
- Every DM tweaks an adventure to run it in his or her own style
- It is extremely easy to forget one of the many, many details in an adventure while running a game.
Really the point of all of these rules and restrictions seems like it comes down to trying to stop cheaters and powergamers from ruining public games for everyone else. In my opinion, an easier thing to do is to just kick those people out if they don't understand or accept the spirit of the game being played.
I can't tell you how many cool people over the years that have been repelled from RPGs as a whole due to one powergamer running roughshod in a public game, desperately exploiting rules even though it violates intent and common sense. I have been running public games since 2008, and I have seen it happen over and over.
I am talking about the people who spend a great deal of time and effort looking for the cracks in the system. They want to exploit the rules to do - what else? - massive damage. They are looking for a video game "cheat code" for a tabletop RPG. Often these people don't know or care that they are being annoying. To them, you are stupid for not doing it.
Nobody wants to sit at a table where your character does 40 points of damage per round when everyone else does 7 points. Everybody else might as well just go home, because you, the powergamer, is all that matters.
Then, when the DM tries to counteract the situation by exploiting your "broken" character's weaknesses (perhaps by throwing a band of NPCs at you using the same extra-attack exploit that you are using), you get angry and bitter. Why, you are being punished for being clever! That's not fair! You loudly complain, and everyone gets uncomfortable. Now they really want to go home. They came here to have a fun time. You came here to "break" the game. Well, you broke it all right.
Maybe a separate league should be created for the powergamers to play in. Is that what the 4th edition Lair Assaults were for? These players could have their own league where they can min/max and exploit rules together to their hearts' content. But here is the really funny thing:
When the powergamers who I have played with decide to DM a game of their own, they don't want powergaming in their game, either! They actively try to stop it, and when they can't, they quit DMing and go back to being a player. I have seen this happen over and over again. None of their campaigns last more than a handful of sessions. The most fascinating thing about this is that when they go back to playing, they have learned nothing and continue to powergame.
Reading Comprehension
A lot of times when I read a book, I just see a wall of text. I'll end up reading the same sentence over and over while having great difficulty focusing my mind.
This may sound like a medical condition, but the weird thing is that when I read something that I am truly interested in, I devour it with no problem. Despite my love for D&D, I hate reading modules, rulebooks and fantasy novels. I find them very boring.
Stuff I Like to Read
For a time, my father owned a used bookstore. I would sit behind the counter and ring people up. It was a quiet place with classical music pumped over the speakers. The store was almost never busy, which meant I spent my days reading any of the thousands of books we had available. Despite the fact that we had a massive section of fantasy and sci fi books, my choice was to read autobiographies, true crime and stories of real life peril. I have very fond memories of reading these books:
- Adrift: 76 Days Lost at SeaSharks rubbed up against his raft and by gawd, he drank his own urine.
- Star Trek Memories by William Shatner I don't even like Star Trek, but I loved Shatner's stories about how the cast would race each other to the cafeteria, and the time he paid people to suspend Leonard Nimoy's bike up in the air so Spock couldn't "cheat" to get to the cafeteria first.
- My favorite book of all, one I have read over and over: The Clothes Have No EmporerA hilarious book about the 80's and the scary idea that "an actor is playing the president".
For example, despite the fact that I read the adventure, wrote a freaking guide to it, took hand-written notes that I reviewed just prior to running it, I still forgot about the collapsing door/rubble trap in the Tomb of Diderius. I almost had my PCs walk right into the divination pool room and skip over many of the coolest rooms in the dungeon!
I caught it and made up some B.S. second door that collapsed and the group was none the wiser, but I was still flabbergasted that I'd made the mistake.
Through the reading of all of these other blogs (and I think we really need a site that lists all Encounters blogs, as they are very hard to find or stumble on) I am able to see that almost nobody runs an adventure as written. There is no mythical "perfect session" of Hoard going on (though if there is one, Chris Perkins is probably running it).
The very nature of a module having so much detail is inevitably going to lead to oversights and omissions by the Dungeon Master.
It is impossible to multi-task to this degree. This is why some DMs are progressing more slowly through the adventure. They take the time to look up anything that needs looking up, to answer each player completely, and to look down and check the book and read over every detail.
As I have said before, as a player I do not like sitting at the table in silence. I am there to play. Let's keep it moving! But now I understand that the drawback to a maniacal pace is that things are going to go a little wonky sometimes.
I am fine with that. I hope more people write online about their experiences playing and running Hoard and Rise, because I greatly enjoy reading them.